The 'I dropped my desk routine' in the RE class which had a large hole in it where a lead figure had narrowly missed killing the teacher (who had also survived a brick dropped from the top floor of the building through the roof his car)Īttempting to blow up the school in chemistry when the teacher said 'whatever you do don't put any flames back down the gas taps'. Sitting at the dinner table in a hierarchy stretching from no food at the bottom to nearly all of it at the topĬarrying all of the chairs out of the music room at the end of the lesson - poor probationary teacher. The time one of the boys knocked on the window on the tiny outside ledge on the art floor eight floors up - got expelled. Janitor lostĮvery day someone sneaking out the illegal back way because the main gate had an enemy waiting The square go between a janitor and one of the pupils. Ken Buchanan, undisputed boxing world champion's speech - about the only useful thing ever said at assembly. Porty had its fair share of surreal memories.
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